The boffins concluded that eating too much shit makes you fat fucker
Rover the dog barks at any other animal or human that dares pass outside his house.
An angry driver has managed to fit 34 curse words into one single sentence
Gaynor BonkEye has been buying cushions every day for nearly twenty years.
I'd like to know how to replicate that 80's romantic look
Tina Tightarse applied the moisturiser on Saturday and hasn't been seen since.
'He had it coming for a long time,' said a police spokesperson
Too much happiness can leave you looking haggard and miserable
The humble cat has officially been announced as the animal least likely to give a fuck about anything
Sally Gumboots spent the entire day with a horrible pit-of-the-stomach feeling about going back to work the day after
John Smiley was found dead last night
Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop opened its door yesterday and was overwhelmed by demand
