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University offers qualification in being a Grumpy Fucker
The University of Farkin Larden will be offering the 3-year course from 2025
A university in London is now offering people to be a fully qualified Grumpy Fucker.
The University of Farkin Larden will be offering the 3-year course from 2025.
Professor Henry Scrote told Grumpy Fuckers:
"We've often seen amateur Grumpy Fuckers around the world but we are now offering the chance to actually obtain some accreditation for it. So many people are so good at it and we just want to embrace that potential and turn it into something more tangible.
“Our course will offer students to study the psychology of being a Grumpy Fucker, and learn how to use it in day-to-day scenarios. We're going to charge shitloads of money for it because we know that they course will be a sell-out and if possible, I'd like to sleep with all the good-looking birds who come on the course. Just don't tell my wife that. Or print what I just said obvs."
The course will only have room for 300 students, or 270 if some of them are fat fuckers.